Therapy That Doesn't Suck

Let's be honest: most therapy feels like trying to fold a fitted sheet - frustrating, agitating and pointless.

This isn't that.

This is support that actually works with your brain, not against it.

We'll keep it real, keep it moving, and maybe even keep your socks matched (no promises).

How We Roll

Distractions, Crafts & Chilling

We’ll use kids’ coloring books (because adult ones are stupid) while I remind you to drink water and ask about your laundry pile.

Yes, matching socks are

non-negotiable. This is a judgment-free zone, but matching socks are where I draw the line.

It’s a healing thing.

Goal Shit

(But Neurospicy-Friendly)

I’ll tell you to do the things you already know you need to do

(and stop the things you know

you shouldn’t).

You’re allowed to tell me to politely fuck off.

Progress!

Trauma & Snack Time

We’ll unpack childhood wounds, of shame, and anxiety...

With breaks for snacky snacks

You can also showcase your hidden talents

(yes, juggling is cool, fight me).

This isn’t about fixing you because you're NOT broken.

It is about:

You already know what you need.

Sometimes you just need someone to sit with you, hand you a crayon, and say, “Yeah, that thing you’re avoiding? Let’s do it together."

If you’re done with stiff therapy vibes and ready for real talk, remembering to match your socks, and maybe some juggling, let’s do this shit.

Ps. Crayola supremacy. Rose Art is banned. Cool Sunglasses encouraged.

Price is per session is based on packages for 1 hour sessions paid up front.

Payment Plans NOT Available

These sessions are counseling ONLY.